Hyperizers feat. DJ Quik - "Don't Criticize (Hyperize)"
The folks at Nike have assembled a faux rap ensemble called the Hyperizers featuring the Oklahoma City Thunder's Kevin Durant, the Orlando Magic's Rashard Lewis, the Cleveland Cavaliers' Mo Williams and the Philadelphia 76ers' Andre Iguodala.
Funny.
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Kiss & Tail: The Hollywood Jump-Off is a chance for those mentioned in Superhead's first book to rebut and reflect on the claims of America's most infamous sack-chaser. This is "the other side of the story."
"If I see Karinne, it's on and poppin'." - Ma Barker, wife of Kool G. Rap
Ehhh... Might be worth it just to hear 'em talk greazy about her. I'm sure that'll be funny.
I wonder if they'll have to pay Karinne for this. Probably so, which means more money for her and Eddie Winslow. Financially, Sue stays winnin'.
Anyway, it's available on Amazon.com if you're interested.
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In case you ain't know, the homie D-Nice is not only a dope DJ and producer, he's also a super-dope photographer and videographer. He's a fuckin' one-man gang. Here's the latest from his True Hip-Hop Stories series, featuring Big Daddy Kane explaining how his seminal "Ain't No Half-Steppin'" came to be.
Catch more dope shit at D-Nice.com.
Funny video I stole from Tahiry TV. She posted it a couple months ago, but I'm just catching on.
My aspirations for this group is bonin', thuggin' and harmony.
These niggas are crazy.
Some Army dude lets his boys gas him to drink from their spitter -- that's where they spit their tobacco juice, by the way -- for $100.
If you're squeamish, you might not wanna watch this.
That's fuckin' GROSS. You gotta come harder than $100 for that one.
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As part of the Wall Street Journal's Summer Scoops Live series, Steve Stoute kicks some thick game on how artists can get money in this recession:
"...We made Men In Black and it sold 10 million copies, but what was remarkable was that it sold 14 million pairs of glasses."
Outside-the-box thinking. Gotta love it.
From the panel "Planet Hip-Hop" -- a discussion focused on why Hip-Hop has gone global -- featuring Stoute along with drummer Ahmir “?uestlove” Thompson of The Roots, hip-hop legend Chuck D and rapper Bajah from Sierra Leone. See more of the discussion after the stretch.
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Very enlightening. Why the captions, though?
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Wow.
This nigga done had the best birthday ever. First, a remote control necklace with diamonds, now this?
Remember when these niggas were dancing on Rap City? Curtis really fux with DeAndre.
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Mrs. Rios says she has gotten little to no help from those in the industry since her legendary husband's passing, and that she and her shorties are now living in a shelter.
What she says when asked about Fat Joe:
"I'm asking to see proof of royalties and I haven't seen anything ... I don't really need a conversation with him or to be friends or buddies ... my whole thing was getting what Pun rightfully deserves."
In his retort, Joe Crack says he's done all he can for the Rios clan. Read it for yourself after the stretch.
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“Immediately after Puns death I gave Liza Rios the whole advance of the Endangered Species album, NO ONE but Liza made a dollar off that album. I also gave her the total advance from the publishing company that was due to Big Pun.
I’ve never made a dollar off Big Pun since his passing. This was hundreds of thousands of dollars of frivolous spending, after the second payoff I washed my hands. Since then we have been through 6 lawyers, harassment on various radio stations and online mediums every time she needs more money. I also have legal documents stating that NO ONE is making money off of Big Pun.
I sympathize with Liza, but I have done already done enough for her. In these economic times we as parents need to be resilient and do what it takes to provide for our own families.”
This is such a shame. SMH.
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Hovito pontificates on his first face-less album cover.
"These things are like the forgotten pieces in Hip-Hop ... It's not about radio, it's not about gimmicks -- it's about makin' music. These things were just piled in the corner."
I, for one, can't wait for the album. Tracklist after the stretch.
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2. D.O.A. (Produced by No I.D.)
3. Weigh Me Down Feat. Kid Cudi (Produced by Kanye West)
4. Unforgiven (Produced by Kanye West, Additional Production: MGMT)
5. Run This Town Feat. Rihanna & Kanye West (Produced by Kanye West)
6. Empire State Of Mind Feat. Nas (Produced by Kanye West & No I.D.)
7. When It Comes To This (Produced by Timbaland)
8. Always Feat. Drake (Produced by Kanye West)
9. Scenes From The Past (Produced by No I.D., Co-produced by Kanye West)
10. Everyday A Star Is Born Feat. Mr. Hudson (Produced by Kanye West)
11. Already Home (Produced by Kanye West)
12. Forever Young (Feat. Mr. Hudson, Produced by Kanye West)
13. Thank You (Produced by No I.D.)
14. Sound Of The 70s (Produced by Kanye West)
15. We Made History (Produced by Kanye West)
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Jay Electronica seconds Mos Def's 5-on-5 battle motion.
Don't sleep on Badu's baby-daddy. Electronica goes IN.
The Wally Champ talks about these hoes (I meant that in a good way) and how they ain't equal to us.
That boy Ghost is wild.
On another note, how sexy is Angela Yee's voice? I'd phone-bone with her for HOURS.
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Go 'head and check out Slim's scene from "Funny People" before someone snatches it off the web.
Whoever originally stole this is gangsta.
I stole it from Double R, who stole it from Broken Cool
Bill Maher is a pretty funny guy. He tells a couple very offensive (to somebody, I'm sure) jokes on MSNBC's "Way Too Early with Willie Geist".
"Just to mess with the conservatives, Obama was drinking a forty of King Cobra ... I swear I saw Sonia Sotomayor bringing some guacamole into that room."
King Cobra?!? Does anybody still drink that shit? And did you hear him call Henry Louis Gates "The Notorious Ph.D.?" Call me what you want, but un-malicious racism is funny to me. Shit, malicious racism is funny sometimes, too. After the initial shock and anger wear off, that is.
Don't look at me like that! You can't tell me you didn't laugh at "nappy-headed hoes" after the furor died down. His producer said the Rutgers girls looked like "some hardcore hoes" right before Imus' fateful faux pas, and I thought that was funnier than Imus' comment!
Well, maybe you didn't laugh, but I sure did. I laughed from a good, healthy place somewhere beneath my ribcage.
Sorry.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this not the EXACT motion of a two-fisted handjob? Peep:
So ladies, next time your man asks you for a good ol' jerkin', he just may be doing your fat ass a favor. Not only can you eliminate your arm fat, you may even get some facial cream out of it! It's a skeet-skeet win-win!!!
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My man Scoop Jackson breaks down Starbury's breakdown.
For years, it seemed like he'd reach this low, but no one knew what it was going to look like. From the day of his strange TV interview on WNBC's "Mike'd Up" to his perplexing testimony in the Isiah Thomas sexual harassment case to the day he had his own design tattooed on the side of his head, it seemed that he was sliding down a slope that was out of his realm of control.
All the good and bad in his life eclipsed by his attempt to find empathy. Forgotten is how he tried to make shoes affordable, so that it would help put kids' priorities back into a safe and less materialistic place. Forgotten is what he had to deal with in playing for a team that tried to take the game of basketball away from him by not playing him for a year. Forgotten is that the same team waited until after a game to tell him that his father was taken by ambulance from the arena and later died. Forgotten is that he's loyal to a fault when it comes to his family.
None of that matters. Nothing does. Because the Stephon Marbury you either loved or hated has disappeared.
Read his entire piece here.
If you haven't seen it yet, check out the video Scoop's talking about after the stretch.
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I can't lie, I laughed when I read "jungle monkey". It's racist as fuck, but a lot of funny shit is. Look at Chappelle's Show. Anyway, I hope this asshole gets fired.
In the meantime, there's more hilariously offensive stuff (starring Uncle Ruckus) after the stretch.
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Please forward all complaints to: MXL@shutyabloodclotmouthyousensitivebitch.com.
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This might be old, but's it's new to me. Slim and Hov' performing live at the Activision Concert held at the E3 Conference not too long ago.
Slim's bounce was funny. He was really be feelin' himself and the whole vibe. The nigga Hov' was tryin' to be all intimate and shit. LOL. Dope lil' performance.
In case you ain't know, Jay and Slim are both contributing "Greatest Hits" compilations to the packaging of the DJ Hero Renegade Edition. DJ Hero also features the Good Dr.'s Beats By Dre headphones, DJ Jazzy Jeff as a playable character, and probably a bunch of other fly shit I don't even know about. If you're into that kinda thing, you should check it out.
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