Hyperizers feat. DJ Quik - "Don't Criticize (Hyperize)"
The folks at Nike have assembled a faux rap ensemble called the Hyperizers featuring the Oklahoma City Thunder's Kevin Durant, the Orlando Magic's Rashard Lewis, the Cleveland Cavaliers' Mo Williams and the Philadelphia 76ers' Andre Iguodala.
Funny.
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A prison beauty pageant?? Whose terrible idea was this?
Even though the inmate/contestant pictured above just might get the business (with the right blood alcohol and THC content), the rest of these broads are fucked up.
More pics after the stretch.
STRETCH...
Yuck.
If you're turned on by these busted-ass Russian (yes, Russian) convicts, catch more pics here you nasty fucker.
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Funny video I stole from Tahiry TV. She posted it a couple months ago, but I'm just catching on.
My aspirations for this group is bonin', thuggin' and harmony.
These niggas are crazy.
SUNSET HILLS, Mo. - Like most restaurants, the Burger King in this St. Louis suburb has a no shoes, no shirt, no service policy.
And baby, do they enforce it.
Too much so, the company admitted, after apologizing for restaurant workers who asked a mother to leave because her 6-month-old wasn't wearing shoes.
Burger King released a statement Thursday indicating workers had taken the no shoes, no service policy too far.
"Our franchisee, which independently owns and operates this restaurant, apologizes for this guest's experience," the statement read. "The franchisee is retraining his restaurant team on the proper use of the 'no shoes' policy."
Frederich told the TV station the flap was a bit overblown, and she hoped no one would be fired. But she appreciated Burger King's apology.
She's better than me, 'cause I would went the fuck off.
I don't know where this came from, but I thought it was funny. It says, "Bitch ain't even COLD in that Poncho!" Can you imagine somebody actually saying that?
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Go 'head and check out Slim's scene from "Funny People" before someone snatches it off the web.
Whoever originally stole this is gangsta.
I stole it from Double R, who stole it from Broken Cool
Bill Maher is a pretty funny guy. He tells a couple very offensive (to somebody, I'm sure) jokes on MSNBC's "Way Too Early with Willie Geist".
"Just to mess with the conservatives, Obama was drinking a forty of King Cobra ... I swear I saw Sonia Sotomayor bringing some guacamole into that room."
King Cobra?!? Does anybody still drink that shit? And did you hear him call Henry Louis Gates "The Notorious Ph.D.?" Call me what you want, but un-malicious racism is funny to me. Shit, malicious racism is funny sometimes, too. After the initial shock and anger wear off, that is.
Don't look at me like that! You can't tell me you didn't laugh at "nappy-headed hoes" after the furor died down. His producer said the Rutgers girls looked like "some hardcore hoes" right before Imus' fateful faux pas, and I thought that was funnier than Imus' comment!
Well, maybe you didn't laugh, but I sure did. I laughed from a good, healthy place somewhere beneath my ribcage.
Sorry.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this not the EXACT motion of a two-fisted handjob? Peep:
So ladies, next time your man asks you for a good ol' jerkin', he just may be doing your fat ass a favor. Not only can you eliminate your arm fat, you may even get some facial cream out of it! It's a skeet-skeet win-win!!!
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Well, not really. But I did get a good chuckle outta this.
That nigga Whoo-Kid is a fool!
*** OK, I'm hearing now that this video is supposed to be a diss? I thought it was just some ol' funny shit. ***
...Shade 45’s DJ Whoo Kid and DJ Mandog heard this: “Stop your blood clot crying The kid the dog everybody dying No lyin, your n*ggas’ jeans too tight Your colors too bright, your voice too light ~ Jay-Z “D.O.A. (Death of Autotune)” Now, all the way from the sands of Morocco, DJ Whoo Kid responds. This is “Camelgate (Jockin Jay-Z).”
Why would Whoo Kid take offense to that? I don't get it.
